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- Reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame backwards will bring Esmerelda back to life.
- Adult boulders give birth to pebbles.
- The first leaf to fall in autumn convinces the other leaves to commit mass suicide.
- Sixty-three percent of gas station attendants have PhDs in psychology and can’t find a job in their field.
- Conversations are stored in the memory banks of coffee cups.
- A locksmith can cut a key to unlock the door to someone’s heart.
- Eucalyptus trees are used to make book paper because they are the most intelligent trees.
- The ATM was invented so that we would have something to do with our bank cards.
- People with palindromic names, like Anna or Bob, are ambidextrous.
- People will work harder if you pay them more money.
- Eating brain food, like fatty fish and blueberries, just before writing an exam will help you ace it.
- Spiders provided the psychic energy in creating the Internet.
- When we blush, bees search our ears for nectar.
- The holes in the bell tower of a church help the bell to breathe.
- Granny knots are used to tie up linen bags in seniors’ homes.
- Library cats are smarter than house cats.
- Trees with twisted trunks are insane.
- Cars are happier after a car wash.
- Evolution and intelligent design both can be traced back to the Big Bang.
- Buying something on sale saves you more money than if you didn’t buy it at all.
