Feet:
Hey you, boss man up there, we’ve been walking a long time
and we’re sore and we’re wondering if, you know,
you were going to take a break soon.
And by the way, whose brilliant idea was it
to put us in hiking sandals? Didn’t anybody think
that the rain would just pour in on top of us with sandals?
Brain:
We selected the sandals based on a bio-chemical-ortho
calculation to reduce blisters and maximize
your performance. Incidentally, we are three kilometres
from a Timmy’s. Hopefully you can hold out until
we get there. We are very proud of you fellas.
Keep up the good work.
Brain, (whispering to Heart):
Psst, Heart, I told them we were
only three kms from Timmy’s. Hahahahaha.
Feet:
Ok. We’ll suck it up until Timmy’s.
By the way, what’s a bio-chemical-ortho calculation?
Brain:
Sorry Feet, that information is above your pay grade.