When he was sixteen,
his mom wanted to set him up with the wealthy car dealer’s wife,
who was known to be promiscuous with younger men,
stealing them away to her cabin at the lake.
His mom wanted him to have a good first experience,
learn to be a good lover, attentive,
and respectful to women.
But he told his mom not to bother
because he had already lost his virginity.
And then, five years later,
he really did lose his virginity.
