A pick-up truck approaches me in the parking lot of a bank.
The passenger window comes down.
There are two young men inside.
Hey, buddy. Want to buy a stereo? I have it in the back.
No, thanks.
I can sell it to you real cheap.
No, thanks. I’m a minimalist. I don’t need more stuff.
A minimalist, eh?
Yep.
I can give it to you for a minimalist price.
(Everyone laughs)
No, but thanks anyway.
No worries. Have a great one.
You too.