He was born on the wrong side of the tracks,
but managed with intellect, hard work,
some well-taken photographs,
and the occasional anonymous package
to get promoted to an executive-level position.
He completed an undergrad and an MBA with honours –
at least his name is on the transcripts.
He has been a certified professional for five years
and mentors young managers on how to excel in their careers
using any means at their disposal.
His hobbies are traveling,
watching movies,
and writing smut novels under a pseudonym.
His boss says he can’t use the bio because
it will be published in the company newsletter.
She tells him to rewrite it.
“Which part?” he asks.