On Learning the Customs of Latvia

I order my breakfast at the counter, 
a coffee and a couple of unknown pastries.  
I see from the register that the cost 
is five Euros and twenty.  
I pull out my coins and count them, 
then hand them to the clerk.  

She shakes her head no.  
I’m not doing it correctly.  
She points at a plate by the register 
and I’m to understand that it is wrong 
to simply hand her the coins, 
but that I must place them on the plate.  

I learn that money transactions in Latvian cafes 
must be completed through an unassuming plate 
that sits on top of a counter.  
It seems that the plate can be any colour 
or any style, but it’s important that it is a plate 
and not, say, a cereal bowl or a teacup.  

I place my coins on the plate.  
The clerk pokes her finger into the coins,  
moving them around with a fingernail 
to see them better, counting soundlessly 
by moving her lips.  

She looks at me and nods.  
Yes, I have completed the transaction correctly.  

I notice a small jar, also beside the register 
and that the jar has a coin in it.  
I add a few more coins as a tip 
and then look up at the clerk 
to see if I’ve done it correctly.  
She hesitates and I see 
that it could go either way.  
Finally she nods and I am delighted again.  

At my next cafe, I drop my coins 
on the plate by the register.  
The clerk is appalled.  
It seems that I have dropped my coins 
on a dirty plate that she has 
just cleared from a table.  

I realize in my embarrassment 
that learning the customs of 
other countries can be difficult.  

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