My horoscope said that this is one of those occasions when I must do what feels right, not whatever everyone else thinks, and that I will find myself where I’m supposed to be. I wrote my resignation letter to the employer that was sucking my soul dry and kept the letter in my pocket all day.
But I was afraid to give it to my boss. There was the mortgage, you see, and the kids to feed. And although quitting my job felt like the right thing to do, I wasn’t sure I’d land where I was supposed to be. I mean, those horoscopes are really just written by random people. Aren’t they? I’m pretty sure there’s an implied disclaimer. I’m sure I wouldn’t win a lawsuit if I followed the horoscope advice and it went sour.
I’m glad I didn’t give my boss my resignation letter, after all. Today’s horoscope says that I have no choice, that I must do what my loved ones expect of me, even if it doesn’t feel right. Sheesh, the difference a single day makes!
Anyway, I threw out my resignation letter, but my boss found it sitting on top of the garbage heap and now he wants me to come and see him in his office at noon.